I woulda had to liked to got that - A thing you wish you could have had, but you probably didn't

A thing you wish you could have had, but you probably didn't deserve it, and now it's gone forever.

I woulda had to liked to got that promotion if I hadn't been too busy playing video games.

I woulda had to liked to got that concert ticket if I hadn't lost it in a bet.

I woulda had to liked to got that last dollar if I hadn't spent it on candy.