I would widdawee gwiddy on you wight now bwoah

You’re so mad you’d kick someone’s butt if you could.

I would widdawee gwiddy on my teacher if he didn’t have a giant ruler.

I would widdawee gwiddy on my friend if he didn’t have a giant pizza.

I would widdawee gwiddy on my cat if he didn’t have a giant bowl of tuna.