I Would Top It - A man's way of saying he'd rather be the one getting the goo

A man's way of saying he'd rather be the one getting the goods instead of letting someone else have all the fun.

I Would Top It. That guy's got a body, but I've got a attitude.

I Would Top It. I'd rather be the one doing the work than just sitting there watching.

I Would Top It. If I can't be the one in charge, I might as well be the one getting charged.