I would rather get my dick sucked
A super rude way to say you’d rather do something gross than do something you don’t want to do. It’s like when your brother asks you to do his homework and you say this like you’re the king of being rude.
My brother asked me to do his math homework. I said, 'I would rather get my dick sucked.' He said, 'You’re not even good at math.'
My sister asked me to do her chores. I said, 'I would rather get my dick sucked.' She said, 'You’re still gonna do them.'
My neighbor asked me to mow his lawn. I said, 'I would rather get my dick sucked.' He said, 'You’re still gonna mow it.'