I would never barf in your urn! - Making a promise you know you’ll break, just to look cool.

Making a promise you know you’ll break, just to look cool.

I promise I won’t eat your chips, then I did and I left a message in the bag.

I said I’d never barf in your urn, then I did and it was like a horror movie.

I told my mom I’d never eat that pizza, then I did and I got a stomachache.