I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from
A girl so good-looking you'd eat a whole yard of her poop just to prove you're the most dedicated fan.
I’d eat a yard of her shit just to be the best fan ever.
If she poops, I’m eating it like it’s a concert ticket.
That girl’s so fine, I’d eat a whole yard of her crap just to say I was there.