I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

A ridiculous way to say you'd do anything for a girl, even if she farts through a walkie talkie.

I'd let my dog bark at me all day if she farted through a walkie talkie.

I'd let my brother steal my snacks if she farted on a walkie talkie.

I'd let my teacher make me write my name 100 times if she farted through a walkie talkie.