I would, but I'm pregnant - a superpower that lets women pretend they can't do anything,

a superpower that lets women pretend they can't do anything, even though they can still fit into a pair of jeans

'I would go to the beach, but I'm pregnant.' You’re not even swollen yet.

'I would run a marathon, but I'm pregnant.' You're not even out of high school yet.

'I would lift that box, but I'm pregnant.' You just lifted your kid.