I would, but I'm pregnant - a fake disease that only happens to women, used to get out o

a fake disease that only happens to women, used to get out of doing stuff like running or eating a burger

'I would run, but I'm pregnant.' You're not even out of college.

'I would eat that taco, but I'm pregnant.' You just had a baby three months ago.

'I would go to the gym, but I'm pregnant.' You're not even showing yet.