I WORK FOR ELON MUSK
You’re the human version of a doorknob, you open things for rich people who think they’re important.
'I work for Elon Musk.' 'You're the one who gets yelled at for no reason.'
'I work for Elon Musk.' 'You probably have to wear a helmet every day.'
'I work for Elon Musk.' 'You're the one who got turned into a rat.'