I Woke up Chris breezy
This comes from a song where a guy beats his girlfriend, and it's used when a man is mad at a woman for being a total mess.
I woke up Chris Breezy because she broke my phone and then said sorry.
I woke up Chris Breezy when she tried to take my Xbox and ran away.
I woke up Chris Breezy because she said I was a f***ing loser and then left me.