i wish you were a derivative
The most embarrassing thing to say to someone. It sounds smart. But it also sounds like you failed algebra.
I said it to my mom. She said, 'You’re a failure.'
Used it on my boss. He gave me a warning. Then he gave me a raise. Then he gave me a warning again.
Told it to my pet dog. He stared at me. Then he walked away. Like I wasn’t even there.