I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself
A bunch of whiny kids who dress like they’re in a bad movie, sing bad songs, and cut their wrists just to get a like from someone who doesn’t care.
My lawn is emo and cries when it’s not getting enough likes.
If my grass was emo, it would have a black eye and a broken heart.
My lawn is emo and thinks it’s cool because it wears a scarf in August.