I wish I were born a boy - You’re a ftm who still thinks being a boy means you can get

You’re a ftm who still thinks being a boy means you can get away with everything, even when you’re clearly a disaster.

I wish I were born a boy so I could fail at everything and still be cool.

I wish I were born a boy because I can’t handle being a girl and being called a ‘mess’.

I wish I were born a boy because I still think I can get away with eating cereal for dinner.