I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock

A phrase you scream when you’re so flustered you think your face is on fire and your brain is making up nonsense.

I said this when I saw my crush wearing my old shirt at the grocery store.

I shouted this after my dog ate my love letter to my best friend.

I yelled it at my teacher when I got called out for doodling hearts on my math test.