I will take a potato chip... and EAT IT! - This line is so epic, it could make a chip feel like a super

This line is so epic, it could make a chip feel like a superhero. It's like when you're the last person standing and all you have is a chip.

I used that line in a battle. My enemy ran away with a chip in his hand.

I said it to my friend during a food fight. He threw a chip at me. I won.

I texted my ex that line. He sent me a chip. I cried.