I WILL SEND PACKETS - A joke you throw at someone who’s slow or messed up. It’s li

A joke you throw at someone who’s slow or messed up. It’s like giving them a slap with a giant packet.

I will send packets! You’re gonna get hit harder than a kid who ate 10 candy bars!

I will send packets! Your latency is gonna be so bad, you’ll think you’re in a time warp!

I will send packets! You’re gonna get so many gigashits, you’ll be stuck in a gigahertz nightmare!