I will punch you in the tits
A wild promise made when someone’s so annoyed they just want to end the conversation and maybe the person’s face.
'I will punch you in the tits', said after the guy talked about his ex for 20 minutes straight.
'I will punch you in the tits', said to the friend who kept making fun of his failed dating attempts.
'I will punch you in the tits', said to the guy who kept interrupting his conversation.