i will kick you in the eyebrow - a wild threat you use when you're mad and you want to sound

a wild threat you use when you're mad and you want to sound tough even though you're probably just mad because you spilled your cereal.

I will kick you in the eyebrow if you don't stop talking about my bad singing.

I will kick you in the eyebrow and then tell my teacher on you.

I will kick you in the eyebrow and then sit on your face.