i will kick you in the eyebrow - a funny and stupid promise you make when you're angry and yo

a funny and stupid promise you make when you're angry and you want to sound big but also know you're not really that tough.

I will kick you in the eyebrow if you don't stop making fun of my spelling test.

I will kick you in the eyebrow and then sit on your desk.

I will kick you in the eyebrow and then say you're the weakest link.