i will kick you in the eyebrow - a crazy way to say you're going to beat someone up but also

a crazy way to say you're going to beat someone up but also want to be funny and maybe a little bit proud of yourself.

I will kick you in the eyebrow if you don't stop making fun of my video game skills.

I will kick you in the eyebrow and then eat your snack.

I will kick you in the eyebrow and then say I'm the best at everything.