I will in me bollix - You're asked to do something, but you're too busy being a pa

You're asked to do something, but you're too busy being a pain in the ass to do it.

My teacher asked me to do the test. I said I'd rather take a nap.

My friend told me to come to the party. I said I'd rather be a ghost.

My brother asked me to help him with math. I said I'd rather take a bullet.