I will in me bollix - You're asked to do something, but you're too busy being a wa

You're asked to do something, but you're too busy being a waste of time to do it.

My mom told me to do my homework. I said I'd rather be a zombie.

My teacher asked me to do the project. I said I'd rather be a banana.

My brother told me to come to the party. I said I'd rather be a ghost.