I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.
A woman so good-looking, she could make a donkey forget how to bray and start eating her butt.
I’d eat a mile of her crap just to get a taste of her ass.
If she offered me a mile of her poop, I’d eat it and thank her for the compliment.
Her butt is so good, I’d eat a mile of her crap just to get a free snack.