I will be sick on Monday - When you make up a fake illness just to get out of doing som

When you make up a fake illness just to get out of doing something you hate.

I will be sick on Monday because I had a dream I was a chicken and now I can’t walk.

I will be sick on Monday because I tried to do my math homework and it looked like a foreign language.

I will be sick on Monday because I got hit by a pizza delivery guy and now my leg is broken.