I will be sick on Monday - A fancy way of saying you’re too lazy to show up and you’re

A fancy way of saying you’re too lazy to show up and you’re going to let your body pretend it’s dead.

I will be sick on Monday because I ate 20 donuts and now I feel like a donut-shaped monster.

I will be sick on Monday because I tried to talk to my crush and now I have a headache the size of Texas.

I will be sick on Monday because I stayed up until 3 a. m. watching YouTube and now I’m a zombie.