I Was There
Scottish slang for saying 'you're full of crap' but in a way that sounds like you're from the 1800s and also very annoyed.
'I was there, me and I,' he said, like he just got told he was full of crap.
'I was there, me and I,' she said, as if she was insulted by the whole idea.
'I was there, me and I,' he said, and then he left.