I was reincarnated as a Negro, now I sell drugs in the hood
This guy was hit by a bus in Japan, came back black in Gary, raised in the hood by poor parents. His dad left, got killed in a gang fight, and now he’s selling drugs, doing drive-bys, and fighting baby mamas like it’s his full-time job.
I died in Japan, came back as a Negro, now I’m selling drugs and fighting baby mamas.
My dad was killed in a gang war, so now I’m out here slaying people.
I used to be a salary man, now I’m a drug dealer with a side of magic.