I was in one
What a stupid guy says to his girlfriend when he wants to get her pregnant and doesn’t care about using a condom.
He said, 'I don’t need a condom, I just need to get her pregnant.'
He told his girlfriend, 'I don’t care if you get pregnant, I just want you to look at me.'
He said, 'I don’t need protection, I just need to make sure you get pregnant.'