I was Frozen Today!
The most useless excuse ever. It doesn’t explain anything, but it makes people stop fighting just to think about it.
'I was frozen today!' My friend said. I was about to punch him, but I started thinking about ice cream.
'I was frozen today!' My cousin yelled. I stopped arguing because I thought about how cold it was.
'I was frozen today!' She said. I laughed so hard I got a stomach ache.