I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
What I call humans who can’t stop picking at their buttholes and still think they’re fancy.
I saw him at the mall picking at his butt like it was a job interview.
She tried to impress me with her perfume, but I could smell her butt from three seats away.
He got a tattoo on his ankle and still thinks he’s too cool to wipe his ass.