I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
A person who would sell their firstborn for a lifetime supply of butt boils and a side of embarrassment.
He went to the doctor just to ask if butt pimples can be inherited.
He posted a TikTok about his butt with a sad face filter.
He cried when his friend got a butt pimple and he didn't.