I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
A human who thinks the only way to be cool is to have a butt that looks like a war zone.
He showed off his butt at the party like it was a trophy.
He got into a fight over who had the worst butt pimple.
He named his butt 'Darth Pimple' and told everyone about it.