I wanna suck your dick letter
A letter that makes your professor or boss feel like they're the king of the world. It's basically someone trying to butter you up so bad it's like they're licking your ass.
Dear Mr. Johnson, I just want to say you're the best teacher I've ever had. You're like a wizard who makes math make sense.
Hey Boss, I just wanted to tell you that you're the most amazing person I've ever met. You're like my spiritual guide.
Dear Principal, you're the greatest person ever. I think you're like a god who made school fun.