I Voted Kanye
A fancy way of saying you’re too lazy to admit you didn’t pick a real person. Mostly used by people who just wanted to avoid getting called out for being a clueless mess.
"I Voted Kanye", because admitting you voted for a robot would make you look like a fool.
"I Voted Kanye", my mom asked who I voted for and I said that instead of telling her I picked a man who wears hats like a crown.
"I Voted Kanye", my best friend said I was gonna regret it, and I said I didn’t care because I was too proud to say I didn’t vote for anyone real."