I told YOU to do it shit-lib - You're like a dog who knows the command but won't obey. I to

You're like a dog who knows the command but won't obey. I told you to do it. You didn't. You're getting a treat. No, not a good one. A bad one.

I said shut up. You kept talking. You're getting a treat. A bad one.

I said stop teasing the cat. You kept teasing. You're getting a treat. A bad one.

I said feed the dog. You said 'later.' You're getting a treat. A bad one.