I think you'll find - A big insult wrapped in a sentence that makes you feel like

A big insult wrapped in a sentence that makes you feel like the other person is a lost puppy who can't even find the trash can.

I think you'll find that gravity is real, not just a made-up excuse for falling off the stairs.

I think you'll find that time moves forward, not backward like your memory.

I think you'll find that you can't eat a whole cake and still be thin.