i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed
a brutal way to say your wife is using your guy parts like a free buffet
I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed. She's probably still chewing on one.
Left them on your wife's side of the bed? She's got a full-time job there.
I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed. She's still wearing your face and your pants.
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