My 77 cousins hit me with a family. I think I have 3 rich cousins from Afghanistan, but I can’t tell my nuts from my socks.

My 77 cousins made a new family. I think I have 3 rich Afghan cousins, but I’m too high to count.

My 77 cousins came out of nowhere. I think I have 3 rich cousins from Afghanistan, but I’m too drunk to care.