I thanx nada - A funny and rude way to say no, with a little bit of swearin

A funny and rude way to say no, with a little bit of swearing and a lot of disrespect.

'Can I borrow your shirt?' 'I thanx nada, I'm wearing your face.'

'Do you want to play video games?' 'I thanx nada, I'm beating you at your own game.'

'Can I have a hug?' 'I thanx nada, I'm smothering you to death.'