I take debit
The annoying reply from the guy who thinks you're being a smartass by using a debit card. He’s got a face like a raccoon and a voice like a broken kazoo.
I asked for change. He said, 'I take debit.' I said, 'I'm not even using cash.' He said, 'You're just trying to be cool.'
I told the man I was using a debit card. He said, 'I take debit.' I said, 'That's not cash.' He said, 'You're not cool.'
He said, 'I take debit.' I said, 'You're not even using a card.' He said, 'You're just trying to impress me.'