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Being 'the table' means no one can beat you, not even the 'head of the table', because you're just that good, and you're the table.

My friend said he was the table. I said, 'You're not the table. You're the broken table.'

My brother said he was the table. I said, 'You're not the table. You're the table that can't stand up.'

My mom said she was the table. I said, 'You're not the table. You're the table that needs a chair.'