I swear to god
What you type in your browser when you're trying to hide your stupid mistake from the internet and also from your mom.
'I swear to god, I just clicked on a link that says 'Why you're a loser' and now it's playing a song.'
'I swear to god, I just opened a tab that says 'Are you sure you want to do this?' and now I'm confused.'
'I swear to god, I just searched 'how to stop being annoying' and now I'm wondering why I'm still annoying.'