I swear to god - The best way to scare someone into blocking you or at least

The best way to scare someone into blocking you or at least getting out of your head for a little bit.

'I swear to god, if you don’t stop texting me I’m gonna tell your boss you’re a drama queen.'

'I swear to god, I’m gonna start texting your ex again.'

'I swear to god, I’m gonna start crying in the middle of the park.'