i swear on my timbs
A way of swearin’ so strong, it’s like you’re tryin’ to get your timbs to come back from the dead. You use it when you’re really mad, and you don’t stop till you’re all done.
I swear on my timbs I’ll never speak to you again.
She said I was ugly. I swear on my timbs I’ll beat her up.
I swear on my timbs I’ll eat that whole cake.