i swear it was on sale - The most common excuse women use when they blow money on som

The most common excuse women use when they blow money on something they don't need and it was clearly not on sale

I swear it was on sale. I bought it because I felt like it. Not because I needed it.

I swear it was on sale. I saw it and I had to have it. Even though it was $100 more than the original price.

I swear it was on sale. I just wanted to look fancy for one day.