I suck cock
When you say something dumb on the internet, and then you go 'oh well, I suck cock' and act like it's a badge of honor.
I said the Earth was flat, then I said 'I suck cock' and everyone called me a idiot.
I posted 'the president is a donkey' and then said 'I suck cock' to save my dignity.
I claimed the moon was made of cheese, and when I got called out, I said 'I suck cock' and left the chat.
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