I Sped You
When someone from one group completely embarrassed someone from the other group so bad they might have to hide under a bed for a week.
My crush got sped by his friend’s crush. She said he was the worst and had the face of a confused pigeon.
At the dance, I got sped by my crush’s little sister. She said I looked like a failed science experiment.
My dog got sped by the mailman. He said he was like a sad sock that had no friends.