I Sped You
When one person from a group absolutely destroyed the other person from the other group with such brutal insults they might have to go to the hospital.
My crush got sped by his friend’s crush. She said he was the worst and had the face of a confused pigeon.
At the party, I got sped by my best friend’s ex. He said I was like a bad cup of coffee.
My dog got sped by the mailman. He said he had the personality of a sad sock.