I sold you an ounce of skunk, and you thought it was a four and a half.

The insult that makes you cry. You got sold a lie and didn’t even know it. You thought you had a million, but you had a penny.

He said it was a feast, but it was just a sandwich.

You thought you got a palace, but it was just a tent.

She told me I was a god, but I was just a man.